Beaker Event Horizon
A few days ago at work I reached the beaker event horizon. Don't know what that is? Well it's the moment when the customers and some colleagues start to look and sound like this guy:
Although often not as well dressed.
There are many different and well documented influences that can bring about the BEH. In this case it was caused by the daily exposure to idiot customers and accelerated by unhelpful co-workers.
When this happens there are only a few options, you can quit your job and go somewhere the idiots can't find you. You can start to imagine yourself as Professor Honeydew. You can start punching. Or you can start venting your hatred of the idiots to anyone who will listen. I wonder which option I'll choose.
Labels: Idiot Customers
posted by Flit at 02:50
2 Comments:
ok, i get to reply to this dribble now.. yay.
... no comment currently, i'll get back to you.
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Anonymous, at 11 January 2006 at 2:27 am
flit my friend, i'm still wondering why you didnt choose option 3, everyone loves a good punchin for sure.
Although option 4 did lead to the creation of this blog, so lord we are thee grateful for the anger this man expresseth in blog form.
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Anonymous, at 11 January 2006 at 2:31 am
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