Sunday, July 16, 2006

Stuck at home with the flu this week I've been watching a few shows that I would normally not see. The real gem was a small segment on Kerri-Anne's show.

Kerri-Anne had a gent called Don Tolman as a guest. He had an impressive hat and moustache combination going on. His schtick was all about the mighty natural goodlyness that is fruit and vegetables, or 'whole food' as he preferred to call it.

I was amazed to discover that food that resembles a part of the body has health benefits for that portion of our anatomy. For example bunches of grapes, looking so much like a heart, are good for our arteries. Avocados with their strong resemblance to ovaries are obviously a magic potion for all sorts of fertility issues. Sadly he didn't have time to cover bananas or kiwi fruits, how disappointing.

The absolute peak of the segment was the revelation that stone fruits can cure cancer and have been used by many cultures to completely eradicate cancer from their society. Of course this information had been covered up by the evil governments and pharmaceutical companies who only exist to keep us sick and weak.

I was a little bit skeptical but it could just be because I'm a simple minded puppet of the multi-nationals and a slave to my brain washed beliefs, i.e. medical claims should be tested and proven, fruit isn't magic, a crap hat and tach doesn't make you a doctor.

This sort of shit annoys me more and more. He calls himself a 'food medicine expert', which is like my local greengrocer calling himself a gastroentorologist. Stick the word medicine in there and maybe a few suckers with cancer will shell out for a copy of your book, good scam you quack.

I'm not a regular viewer of Kerri-Anne's show, because it's so crap, but I'm pretty sure I could watch it every day for a good ten years and still not see a single segment that wasn't based around a product they are trying to flog.

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4 Comments:

  • It's always easier to criticise someone of greater intelligence than yourself - especially when you realise he is making sense - perhaps NOT what you want to hear tho!
    This guy has cured hundreds of people that western doctors have given up on - usually because the patient has run out of funds to pay the exhorbitant and often useless treatments that have a proven record of less than a 7% success rate.
    Instead of criticising the guy because he dresses differently and spends his life telling people to look at what they eat before rushing off to a doctor for some pills that rarely ever treat anything except a short term pain masking - certainly not a CURE - heck if that happened the doctor would soon be out of business!
    Be interesting to see what shape you are in and when was the last time you did anything for another besides sit at home feeling miserable and wasting your time slagging off others??
    Wake up to life before it passes you by - remember what you attract you will receive!!!!

    By Blogger Truthseeker, at 8 December 2008 at 8:28 pm  

  • I agree with Truthseeker --

    Tardis - you need to get off your arse and learn that you have been brainwashed, to the point where, you WILL go to the doctor and eat pills with glee, because your arse is still on the couch eating crap food.

    Thats ok. If you wish to perpetuate ill health in the world -- go suck a pill!!

    Cheers!

    By Anonymous Beau, at 2 March 2009 at 9:36 am  

  • Don Tolman stole $5,000.00 from me. he broke the contract we signed 6 years ago. Please don't give him any money you will never see it again. Contact me if you know how to get our money back. He is a thief and a con man and it is not a funny thing to take from the poor to give to the rich.
    pami@pami.us
    Blessings,
    Pami

    By Anonymous pami, at 11 June 2009 at 3:20 am  

  • Your an idiot pal, you watch Kerri Ann at home by your miserable self probably eating some garbage from the servo, you're a fucking cog and your not contributing anything to anyone, you're useless.

    Shut the fuck up and be productive.

    I hate people like you.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 15 December 2011 at 1:31 am  

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